Derek Marley Hay .........

28, Florida, Nerd, Hilarious, Retail, Ravenclaw, Uncle, Awkward, House Baratheon, Atheist, Cylon, Into Dudes, District 8, Chubby, Anxious, Whedonite, Greendale Human Being, FemShep, Almost Definitely Bored

“I recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me naïve, but I seemed to have underestimated the universal desire to sit in a hard plastic chair and stare at a screen until your eyes cross.” D. Sedaris